Is it normal to miss your booty call?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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