I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Shame - the story of my life.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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