So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I believe in your delicious
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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