have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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