One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You should frame my arrest warrant.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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