does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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