Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
did you just send me my own nude
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