I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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