Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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