You're my little dorito
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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