we're blogging at a bar
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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