Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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