Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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