new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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