worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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