I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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