Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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