Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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