we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
That accounts for only three of the penises
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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