did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
it hurts more in the daytime
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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