what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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