He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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