8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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