In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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