so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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