can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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