I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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