IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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