he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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