If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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