I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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