Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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