like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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