no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I need a burrito and a hug.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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