It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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