Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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