Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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