with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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