Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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