She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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