This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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