VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Randomize
