no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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