we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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