the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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