Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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