My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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