She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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