Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
