Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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