god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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